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ghetto-moseyer

n. also known as "ghemoseyer."
Someone in front of you who walks about leisurely, esp. down narrow hallways and sidewalks. They aimlessly wander about as if where they are going does not matter, therefore making the people walking behind them late for wherever it is they are going. Some even swerve around so that you cannot walk past them. Ghemoseyers can be very agitating, esp. when you are already running late.
"Gah! This stupid ghetto-moseyer won't get out of my way."

"Silly ghemoseyers."
by Ganoosi December 6, 2004
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Ghetto Noodles

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.
Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story
by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012
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YouTube Ghetto

The weird, disturbing part of YouTube. Usually found by watching lots of music videos, gradually working your way down into the area where you can find strange videos about shark people and perverted optical illusions, and eventually ending in YouTube Poops and other rejects that somehow got twelve million views, regardless of the fact that you spend all day on the site and have never once even heard of that video.
Step #1: Random music video
Step #2: Video at the VERY BOTTOM of the recommendations about some weird fish boy in Korea
Step #3: Video about some weird plague in some third world country whose name you can't pronounce and has too many syllables
Step #4: Welcome to the YouTube Ghetto - enjoy your stay
by Random Man! May 7, 2012
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Ghetto Tagalongs

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.
"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...
by MuchMasterMunchie October 5, 2009
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ghetto hole

A small hole, usually between 1/4" and 1/2" in diameter, intentionally placed in the floorboard of a vehicle so that it's occupant(s) may dispose of illicit narcotics in the event of getting "rolled" or pulled over by the police.
That tweaker 's car probably has a fuckin' ghetto hole in it!
by 94caprice February 5, 2017
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Ghetto-grit

the unconquerable spirit of the ghetto that allows for creative juices to flow
Ghetto-grit got me bustin dis mo'
by the parsh January 31, 2003
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Ghetto-rettes

Someone that blurts into a small ebonic episode due to lack of proper etiquette, grammar, and at times vocabulary. These symptoms can quickly assist on where the individual grew-up and how they were raised.
We were having a delightful chat about the housing market. Then she Ghetto-rettes me with "yamean".
by Macho215 April 22, 2009
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