by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016
Get the eyes dickedmug. Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.
Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.
by BS-man November 3, 2009
Get the Facespacetube Dickmug. The act of going onto a random video chat service (i.e. chat roulette, omegle, etc.), getting naked, laying on your side, and tucking your penis in between your legs. Then you point the webcam between your upper thigh and lower torso, and begin to video chat with strangers. Once another male believes he is looking at a vagina, you start to tease him and make him believe your a chick. Once he says the key words to "open your legs" or "show me more", you open your legs real wide and say "YOU'VE JUST BEEN DICK ROLL'D!!"
Friend 1: Hey dude, did you get any tits on Omegle last night?
Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.
Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.
Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.
Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.
Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
by JordanMichael September 12, 2011
Get the Dick Roll'dmug. Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.
Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"
Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.
Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.
Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"
Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.
Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.
by Jack Herrer November 8, 2018
Get the Country Dickmug. by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
Get the A hotdog dickmug. When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.
Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”
Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”
Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”
by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017
Get the dick vomitingmug. The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry
Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC
by neuromeo2003 July 15, 2011
Get the Dick Endangermentmug.