Crazy overstepping stepmom

A delusional stepmom who has zero understanding of what her role is supposed to be.
The crazy overstepping stepmom wanted to prove she was just as good as that the kids' mother, so at the first opportunity she signed up for mommy and me classes, bought a shirt that said Worlds Best Mom and told the kids, "Just call me mom, I'm like practically the same thing."

Sue: Look that mom over there breastfeeding, isn't that sweet.
Jane: Hey, I know her, she's that child's crazy overstepping stepmom!

Dad: You know honey, you are so great I think you ought to just replace my ex-wife altogether.
New Wife: Great, I'll sign up for the PTA tomorrow, can I take little Janie to get her ears pierced?
Dad: You're perfect, there's no other crazy overstepping stepmom like you.
by Harmony08 September 16, 2010
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crazy white man

A caucasian man who has gone off the deep end, snapped his twig, brained his damage, fell down the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down, is a few grapes short of abunch, hes crackers, he's nuts it tell you!
George Bush is a Crazy White Man going after anything homosexual, foreign, or unlike himself in any way shape or form with a powersaw and jack knife! RUN!
by Awesomeaida February 22, 2005
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bat shit crazy

Charlie sheen went bat shit crazy on ABC's 20/20.
by ladyyyyyyyy March 02, 2011
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bat-shit crazy

The highest level of crazy, which causes people to outrageous things that automatically attract media attention.
Why is Britney wearing her wedding dress in public?
She's bat-shit crazy.
by AJV22044 January 17, 2008
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crazy white boys

the new south movement lead by underground rap kingpin Haystak , a nationwide movement of have nots ! also known as the C.W.B.'s
Them crazy white boys will be Slim Shady's demise!
by Boyimwhiteandcrazy May 03, 2009
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Crazy Sex High

A sexual high, with a crazy encentric twist.

First popularised in Brighton
by 12inchplate May 20, 2009
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crazy black man

n. A natural defense possessed by black males. Described by Richard Pryor as a false demeanor that members of said species employ when provoked, characterized by:

a) shouting in a high pitched voice
b) profanity-laced rant
c) threatening stare
d) puffing out of chest
e) brandishing of weapon(s), either real or fake

Crazy black man is a result of a black male who wishes to avoid confrontation because he either knows he will lose if a physical struggle were to ensue, or he is certain that the other party will succumb to his commands without much trouble. If applied correctly, 'crazy black man' will scare most white people. Mafiosi are immune to 'crazy black man'. If a black male uses this defense against another black male, a nigga moment will most likely take place.
I busted into the office with a cap gun, screaming 'Gimme my money motherfuckers!' Doing my best crazy black man impression. That shit usually scares whitey to death.
by spoot June 24, 2007
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