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Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"
by Curioxity December 22, 2021
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Tapped in the head

To not be in your senses and just fucked up I a way
Bro your so tapped in the head how did you not know that
by The slang guy February 21, 2024
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The ultimate tap

by pussy_annihilator69 June 7, 2019
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TAP

Tits, Ass, & Pussy

Abbreviation used when you can't use the words in a public forum, especially online.
Man, I typed "backdoor entry" into Google and got a bunch of TAP. It was hot!
by hooverit June 21, 2012
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Tap

A salutation used only to address a fellow of Sandyford Farms.
by Top Tap September 30, 2019
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norwiegan tap dance

a norwiegan tap dance is when one recieves fellatio from a person that is "shotguning" a beer in both nostrils.
"Wow! That girl shotguned two beers through her nose so fast, while sucking me off!!! That was the best norwiegan tap dance I have ever had"
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Tap Out Queen

A woman who can’t take dick and can’t continue a round without tapping out
Man I’m not fucking Keisha nomo she is a tap out queen
by Qwezz January 24, 2024
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