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Twitter

The Hell hole of the internet. Where people can get canceled over the stupidest thing or over actual illegal activities when the cops should be involved and not people who argue over a post from 10 years ago.
Person 1: hey man do you have Twitter

Person 2: i did but then someone doxxed me for not agreeing with them (don’t dox people it’s not cool and can risk multiple people’s safety)
by SululuScrabble June 17, 2022
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Twitter Gent

Twitter gent: a natural born douchebag who pretends to be a gentleman but will not hesitate to slide into your dm's sending dickpics and asking for nudes. He will also constantly tweet pervy things constantly.

Said "gent" is generally unattractive and/or overweight.

All of twitter thinks they're a plague on the anon world and they should be exterminated.
Twitter Gent bio: I'm just a southern gentleman looking for to make a princess a queen.

Gent's tweets: Come suck my dick. Let's bang. I'm horny.

Gent sends dm: you're hot. *insert ugly dickpic* show me you're titties.
by ydac imoan March 21, 2014
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twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.
John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013
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Twitter

it's like SMS in the 90s but now everyone gets to read them
a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey
by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022
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Twitter Payted

That batch be Twitter payted
by Digging deep March 4, 2023
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Twitter diving

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored
Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
by Idekidc May 19, 2021
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Twitter

greetings everyone, i am CyberNuts, ex-Twitter user. twitter is apsoloute f*cking pain. dont sign up unless you like your life ahead of you being taken away

use reddit instead
by CyberNutz December 10, 2021
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