Top Twat

Someone who thinks that because they’re in a different position to you financially/within society that they are better than you

*Random person walks in*
Guy 1: Who’s this Top Twat?
Guy 2: Don’t worry about them, they just think they’re better than others

by @itsbobpod June 13, 2019

hipster twat

any hipster who tries to force their non-mainstream life on you

guy: man did you see that hipster twat over there?
girl: yeah he was trying to convince me to go vegan...

by Spiderbit April 18, 2018

drizzle twat

The female pubic and labia area having the distinct aroma of stale urine. Also describes a female with questionable hygiene standards.

My date last night had a drizzle twat....yeah, she was a complete drizzle twat !

by JimmyC. December 27, 2020

Twat pod

Two women who are best friends. Like two peas in a pod!

Amanda and Wendi are twat pods

by ScottWhiteAhh July 7, 2016

Garbage Twat

An unkempt vagina that smells like a garbage dump.

Man I hooked up with your sister last night. She's got a serious case of garbage twat.

by Captain Yar March 31, 2014

Twat twerking

During doggie style sex , when the girl gyrates her pelvic area around while backed into her man.

I was doing her doggie and she told me to stop thrusting with my dick still in her. Then she started twat twerking on my cock.

by Outlaw Redneck October 19, 2018

Twi-Twat

A "TRUE" Vampire . Someone who bites their own arm when dinners ready. A Twi-Twat is a total twat who is obsessed with the religion of twilight.

A Twi-Twat someone who thinks getting held back a year means there immortal and never grow old.

by True-Twitard June 15, 2010