Tumblr Prose

A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.

A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."

B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"

C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."

by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025

tushy tumblr

Someone who sits on their ass all day looking at tumblr jacking off

Corbin is a real tushy tumblr.
Guys I sat on tumblr all day jacking off,

You're a fucking tushy tumblr.

by Tyler's dick sweat February 13, 2017

kawaii tumblurina

a term made up by CrankThatFrank ; after emo stage and you turn you tumbler and anime

that girl is a Kawaii Tumblurina

by w4rcr0w43 March 26, 2017

humbling tumbling

A massive shake up of your reality that makes you totally humble.

This coronavirus pandemic has brought everyone around the world to their knees. It has been a humbling tumbling.

by Philly Hockey Player March 22, 2020

Tiril Tumbert Løland

A Tiril is someone that loves a little bit of fun and action.
A Tiril often have a high probability of being quirky.
Tiril Løland is exactly that.
She is so quirky that you can smell from miles away.
She is often bisexual.
A Tiril is often heartbroken.

Who is that quirky girl over there?
She is defined as Tiril Tumbert Løland

by Notelias January 17, 2022

old tumblr

Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance

example 1:

person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”

by owotills February 16, 2022

Taint Tumbling

Someone who takes pleasure in tumbling of the taint

Me have you seen taint tumbling Terry
friend no he’s an asshole
Me yeah

by George_of_the_navy May 6, 2022