Majestic Thunder

He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.

Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!

by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016

Thunder cunt

A woman who is a two-faced, backstabbing, hoe, that has no feelings for anyone but wants any type of attention even if they have to pretend to kill them selves to get it.

"God shes such a thunder cunt!"

by Nottoday41 July 31, 2018

Thunder Whistle

Sphincter; butt

I have a hemorrhoid poking out of my thunder whistle.

by Happy95 January 14, 2022

thunder cunted

To get totally wasted.

Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.

by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

Thunder thighs

A person with big thighs that rub together.

“Look at her legs, she’s got thunder thighs!”

by aaalanaxxx July 9, 2024

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014