by krye November 25, 2013
Get the thot tattoosmug. A highly Trained group of male humans, monsters and celestial beings led by the ultimate Thot patroller Korekiyo Shinguichi.
Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.
It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.
Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.
Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.
This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.
Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.
It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.
Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.
Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.
This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.
Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
by ShyGuyTheThotPatroller October 12, 2018
Get the Thot Patrolmug. Thot Patrol is the common and funny term for hoe shooters they dont use police tactics but they use WWE submissions to take down thots.
by Saucyboi88 March 20, 2018
Get the Thot Patrolmug. When men wear all their jewelry,post pics of their muscles , flash money , rides or anything that will allure gold diggers( thirsty women) to them when reality is they don't have real money.
Dave is setting a Thot trap because...doesn't have a job but is I the club dressed in his best and only name brand things!
by Puuuch43 April 27, 2016
Get the thot trapmug. by Incestry.com June 2, 2018
Get the Thot Patrolmug. A person typically a female who hangs around a guy who owns or is known for having a specific and/or fast, expensive, popular etc. car.
by yota_b March 18, 2016
Get the car thotmug. A thot who is in denial of being a thot. This thot my dress and act like one, but they are on a self aware level of thot power.
Ruben: Yo G Sam is hookin with that Nikita Thot!
Zack: He better enjoy that Nikita Thot! That's all he's getting!
Zack: He better enjoy that Nikita Thot! That's all he's getting!
by The Boi from Colebrook April 21, 2019
Get the Nikita Thotmug.