A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”
“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022
Get the Silicon Valley Speedballmug. An erratic, controlled descent into an unfortunate situation or some event of extreme peril. The person or person(s) who delve into Shit Valley know they've fucked up and there's little chance to revert their fortunes in the near future. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, the person or person(s) in question will forever blame themselves for their ignorant decision to do what led them to the shit valley. Rarely do unfortunate souls ever escape.
Rocco: Ever since I purposefully took that molly and went on a tear on the freeway, hitting that cop car, my life has turned into nothing but a shit valley. I'm now facing a year in prison and my relationships and career are on the line.
by TheGayAccount November 20, 2022
Get the Shit Valleymug. Portland, Oregon
It is a small section of the city, Portland, in Oregon.
You will find nice people there.
It is a small section of the city, Portland, in Oregon.
You will find nice people there.
by noodle has got ur noodles December 22, 2021
Get the Happy Valleymug. The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.
by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017
Get the Mormon Valley Dodgeballmug. a place where fights happen weed gets smoked and mfs get raped in da bathrooms. I'm pretty sure sum nigga got nutted on in there once. and sum 1 go sucked off at lunch
by its ya boy niggaboo August 30, 2024
Get the fall creek valleymug. by HBIC...PBRA February 19, 2011
Get the trolling the valleymug. by Rdubzsss March 19, 2017
Get the valleyingmug.