spoon

a hard stick used for killing

DEATH!!!!!! to you by the spoon

by thisislili October 18, 2022

only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.

A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!

by (void*) September 11, 2023

Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.

John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"

by Mei ChingChong August 19, 2020

Spoon Licker

in the Christian orthodox dogma,during the rite of the Holy Communion ,the elements of the Eucharist,a mix of sacramental bread and sacramental wine,are given to the faithful by sharing one spoon!
This act ,of hundreds of people putting the same spoon in their mouth,during the covid-19 pandemic caused a great conflict in the society!

The dissenters of the church's acts, soon gave the participants of the rite of the Holy Communion ,the english nickname 'Spoon Licker'

-look man,100 people packed in 100 m2!
-yea...fricking spoon lickers

by ANANOWN October 22, 2020

Spoon

A obsequious human being that feeds other plaudits through desperation of being accepted and conforming with the majority

I'm tired of this spoon telling everyone what they want to hear

by Draco Mandelbrot January 16, 2022

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

tangled spoon

Tangled spoon is another word for a melted spoon

Yo dude I made a tangled spoon last night with my forge

by Le poopity scoops May 2, 2021