When you and your girl are banging and midway have to poop. So you are sitting on the toilet in missionary, pooping together. The Pump and dump.
by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 31, 2016
by Fist Pump Maniac July 22, 2011
by gav n nick March 04, 2006
Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "Føles som momma!"
by I Have Two Balls Guys November 22, 2015
by Teccas November 06, 2017
When you are bodyboarding waves that enter a rip tide that creates mind blowing demon slabs and you are forced under water by the pure mass of salt water driving you out of the barrel onto the underwater sand bank anus first, resulting in your sphincter to split in a horrific manner
Fuck that was the purest ripbowl serpent iv ever seen, it gave bouditch the good 'ol ripbowl rump pump
by ripbowl slayer April 13, 2009
by 504 boys January 13, 2009