Jason

Jason...a guy who drinks a lot, plays guitar and knows stuff!

Oh you're just like A Jason, you drink lots, play guitar (badly) and know stuff! (Fuck all)

by Lolly 82 April 28, 2021

jason

jason is psychotic. stay away from him. he will email u.

“hey do u know jason”

“oh na, get away from him dawg”

by jasonhater69 June 4, 2022

jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.

omg its Jason watch out

by kbruinink September 21, 2021

Jason

Jason AKA Double B is a person to claim that he’s That guy, which he’s clearly not. Jason loves to assume stuff which get’s Freda irritated and to the point, she wants to punch the shit outta him.
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON

EWWWW is that Jason the guy who hurted Freda

by Gdjdidkdh July 30, 2021

Jason Schram

A bald headed man who is a very fast driver and won’t let anyone push him around.

That Jason Schram is a crazy boy

by Google34Google May 5, 2018

Jasoned

When dating or being engaged to a man who is already married but is also dating many women behind his wifes back.

Ive been jasoned

by Wendy mary 75 January 29, 2021

dot jason

A programming slang for a .json file format. It is frequently pronounced as "dot jay-sun", instead of "dot jay ess oh en". Sort of like how some maniacs pronounce GIF as "gee eye eff".

I put the data in a dot jason file.

by Cheespeasa October 30, 2022