Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.
I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.
We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!
Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?
We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!
Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?
by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023
by Green hairbrush June 22, 2023
With some many trailers registered in this county, could you imagine the number of trailer goblin that certainly must be non-registered voters?!
by Steven Annette Smith May 09, 2022
by rdmontgomery04 March 17, 2024
When a under man goes berserk during sex and starts thrusting at speeds of 5+ mph and starts to snarl and foam at the mouth, like a goblin. This may also include rapidly changing sexual positions, and biting of various body extremities.
Person 1: did you hear what Steve did last night?
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.
Person 2: damn hope she's okay.
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.
Person 2: damn hope she's okay.
by Mogiew July 23, 2022
by Hadespelcher November 23, 2021