by Camron :) April 11, 2019
Get the Dumb ass daymug. An incredibly dumb Urban Dictionary user who is convinced that their whiteness makes them oppressed.
by PepeLa0000000 December 16, 2021
Get the Dumb Cracker Bitchmug. by James Hamez December 13, 2008
Get the butter dumbmug. a person who is not well educated and does not want to get any knowledge, so that s/he usually does not know anything, even the obvious things, and if asked, answers uncredibly silly.
sometimes used: "dumb like a Yank".
sometimes used: "dumb like a Yank".
A: What's Queen of England's name?
B: Victoria.
A: You're dumb like an American.
A: Who's the president od Russia?
B: Lenin.
A: Dumb like an American!
A: Where lies Israel?
B: South America.
A: Youre dumb like an american.
B: Victoria.
A: You're dumb like an American.
A: Who's the president od Russia?
B: Lenin.
A: Dumb like an American!
A: Where lies Israel?
B: South America.
A: Youre dumb like an american.
by Krzysiek October 16, 2006
Get the Dumb like an Americanmug. A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde.
black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe!
brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.
black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.
brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.
black-haired person: Good idea.
The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.
black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.
brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.
black-haired person: Good idea.
The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
by Blondes are hot! July 23, 2004
Get the dumb blonde jokemug. Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
Example of dumb blonde joke:
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
Get the Dumb blonde jokemug. by Gangstar18364 June 22, 2018
Get the dumb ass girlmug.