The act of ruining an exceptional social gathering by "logicalizing" its various financial, managerial, or public relations benefits and or flaws. The aforementioned douching will then suck out all fun previously thought to be had at said social gathering.
Guy 1: God this party is kick ass, the keg is flowing and the bitches be bangin'.
Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.
Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.
Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
by Collin, Jason, and Matt August 09, 2006
1) Someone who is just being really annoying.
2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.
2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.
by killercrazy23 January 26, 2011
by DonkeyNation August 20, 2008
Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...
Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!
Bob: What a douche bag...
Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!
Bob: What a douche bag...
by Sethyboy0 September 29, 2009
by Kim & Jonnell April 08, 2008
Guy #1: " So I walked up to this midget-"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"
by studmuffin5445 December 17, 2008
Same as a radar, but it used to detect near by human being that naturally emit a douche like vibe that can be felt by other human beings. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards. Non-douches have a douche-dar.
Ron: Aye cuddie, hit this gilbeys vodka with me one time.
Sadith: Na man im cool, i have to lay hella sod tomorrow.
Logan: Damn, my douche-dar is 10 as fuck right now.
Reverend: You're douche-dar is probably picking up Sadith, cuz he a bitch.
Sadith: Na man im cool, i have to lay hella sod tomorrow.
Logan: Damn, my douche-dar is 10 as fuck right now.
Reverend: You're douche-dar is probably picking up Sadith, cuz he a bitch.
by Ron Legit June 25, 2008