Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.

When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.

by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 29, 2008

ice cream butt

An ass that just melts into the legs.

Those yoga pants totally expose her ice cream butt.

by Dinuba Sarah February 25, 2015

cream on your face

To project white bodily fluids onto the face of the person who is pleasuring you

Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face

by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008

strawberry ice cream

The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.

Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?

Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream

by Strawberry ice cream man October 10, 2020

Booty Cream Cheese

Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese

When Johnathan got some he saw some Booty Cream Cheese in his underwear

by Chris Ches. June 29, 2014

Ass Cream Cone

Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a heaping load of semen is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. When the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar OR waffle, underneath the "dispenser". When the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. A real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. Flavors include, but may not be limited to: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, The Neopolitan, even Chocolate Dipped...

One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...

by THE TRUE OGER 68 June 6, 2009

cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.

Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009