muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too
by Okonkwo12 April 19, 2011
a person who has sex with a guy and then has sex with his brother on a separate occasion anywhere from 1 hour to 1 week time span
i had sex with mark on tuesday and then i had sex with his brother johnny on thursday. i’m such a brother fucker
by iknowriight September 21, 2020
Man 1: that shit felt good on my dick when i was poopie fucking her.
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?
by asschbi fuck you December 01, 2010
The result of a futile attempt to accomplish something only to leave things in a worse state than before you started.
Marcus thought he could fix his car himself, but now it's all fuckered up and his punk ass can't get to work.
by Mad Squabbs July 26, 2017
by pilgoretheegoat May 10, 2011
what Onision (Onion Boy) was secretly named at birth but it was switched out later in life due to his Father trying to make it less obvious that his hobby during his childhood was, fucking goats.
by wut.is.mylife April 06, 2017
by rj adskins March 22, 2016