Speed runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone

Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.

Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."

by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009

Speed-slut

Someone who will do whatever is necessary to receive or aquire Methamphetamine's usually having sex or blowing for drugs

That guy is definitely a speed-slut

by Meth-Malone March 8, 2022

Speed Bag the Pickle

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

Speed Demon

a person or thing that is naturally fast In movement, reflex, hand-eye coordination,
hand-eye-body coordination, mental processing, or anything related in the fast paced concept of movement

she's a speed demon at writing stories
we are speed demons at 2v2's
my bike is a speed demon down that hill
I am a natural born speed demon
when we work together, we fly through all the work like speed demons

by KydraTheRapHydra December 18, 2021