Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.

Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society

by LordChewie January 15, 2026

Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.

Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society

by LordChewie January 15, 2026

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Theory of Concrete and Imaginary Societies

A macro-level analysis of social organization. A Concrete Society refers to the actual, on-the-ground network of institutions, class structures, and power relations in a specific place and time—messy, unequal, and operational. An Imaginary Society is the theoretical model used to describe or justify it: "a classless society," "a free market society," "a colorblind society." These are aspirational or ideological blueprints that never fully match the concrete reality but powerfully guide policy, revolution, and social critique.

Theory of Concrete and Imaginary Societies Example: The Concrete Society of a country is its documented wealth gap, its legal system's biases, and its actual social mobility rates. Its Imaginary Society is the "land of equal opportunity" enshrined in its founding documents and political speeches. The relentless tension between the concrete facts and the imaginary ideal is the engine of social conflict, reform, and disillusionment.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 6, 2026

Theory of Social Control of Society

A meta-concept examining how society as a whole engages in the process of controlling itself. It looks at the decentralized, self-reinforcing network where institutions (media, schools), groups (peers, families), and individuals all participate in enforcing norms, often without central coordination, creating a stable but often coercive equilibrium.

Theory of Social Control of Society Example: The viral "cancel culture" mob. No government directs it. Instead, society itself acts as a control mechanism: through social media, peers enforce norms by collectively shaming, shunning, and applying economic pressure (getting someone fired) for perceived transgressions. It’s a decentralized but powerful form of societal self-policing that reinforces current moral boundaries.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 7, 2026