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Soft

Opposite of hard

Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.
“Dude, SMD! I won’t get in that cage even though the Padres won in 4. I’m soft!”
by ZTerm October 18, 2022
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Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017
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Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.
Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands
by nagoleel May 13, 2025
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soft surf

A word that nastia came up with that has no meaning.
"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
by darealdodo August 11, 2024
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center soft

A penis that does not become fully erect or is fully dead
His dick was center soft and this caused the girl to masturbate herself.
by nene1234 April 21, 2021
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Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.
My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021
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Soft-batch

You see shawty over dere she a Soft-batch
by Chunkey January 27, 2011
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