Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

shoot the hooch

Floating down the Chattahoochee river in Georgia

Let’s shoot the hooch this weekend!

by Jarvis1122 June 23, 2023

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

shoot your goomy

Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai

I-I'm getting close...

Oh, goddd do it! Shoot your Goomy Finn!

by darqdjinn November 23, 2016

Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.

"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.

by AuntieT November 21, 2011

Poor Shooting Disease (PSD)

A basketball term where a team simply misses a ton of shots. This can be because the team is actually bad at shooting or because they are in a random shooting slump. PSD is not usually a terminal. Symptoms will start to wane and the team will eventually be healed. Their shooting averages will revert to normal. If the team is just bad at shooting basketballs, they will die a slow and painful death in the form of lost games due to PSD.

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Baller 1: Man, how do we keep losing these games? These teams are terrible.
Baller 2: I don't know man, I think it's a bad case of Poor Shooting Disease (PSD).

by wosh360 January 16, 2016