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Sand

A very small piece of rock that multiplies when you look at it. If you go anywhere near it, it will overcome you and you will never be able to get it out of anywhere.
"We were only there for a few minutes, how did it get into our ears?"

"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."

"Oh no, is that?"

"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"

"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"

"MMMPH"

Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.

Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023
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Sand captain

Term for Arabians, generally considered a racial slur.
by Ali Alu January 10, 2023
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sands

person 1 : hey this beach is full of sands
person 2 : what
by totally not a thai person April 17, 2022
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Sand

Located between the sea and land
That sand is hot
by Did I blow your mind May 8, 2018
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pure sand

Just sand, only sand.
And basically nothing else than sand.
It can only be used to make "sand"
Or be aten like any other sand kind
This sand is pure of taste. Thus belongs to the pure sand collection.
by Roberto the great February 15, 2024
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taiwanese sand blaster

The act of sticking ones dick in a dry ass
Dude I didn't have any lube and my dick was raw from that Taiwanese sand blaster
by BigmeatPete May 28, 2016
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Sanded

Sanded, short for sandmanned. Making the user slump. From the mixture of wormwood and weed. Forcing vivid dreams.
I heard Gareth got sanded last night. Man's told me bout some crazy shit in his dreams.
by The cum box June 24, 2022
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