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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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salty mcnasty

When you blow a load down a woman’s throat. The salty comes from the semen that is dripping down her throat.
I have Shanda a big ole salty Mcnasty last night.
by T-erection April 18, 2021
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salty napkin

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.
by Young snaps July 5, 2017
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Salty hoe

Andrew Williams is a salty hoe when he's playing black ops 3
by Dicky ducky September 7, 2016
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Salty banana boat

The action of having a bead of sweat licked from the arsehole to the tip of the penis on a hot day.
by SikkaPash April 25, 2025
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