Stop rigging the votes you asshole

I’m talking to the UD Jews

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 21, 2021

Stop talking

So I can continue to talk about my incest cult...

A retard "You see, people need to stop talking.... So, I can CONTINUE to talk... About my religion... Which is an incest suffering slavery cult..."

Hym "Yeah, no, does that not lend credence to my claim that the basis for religion is the inherent solipsism of man? Because not talking does nothing to effect what's going on here..."

Dr. Retard McGee "You see, well, reality is perception. So... You got to change your perception of what is happening... FROM what's happening... TO something else entirely... And that something else... Makes you say words... That don't make me feel bad... About your situation. And then that's reality."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2024

Squit Stop

When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.

Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?

Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.

Chuck: Have you get extra pants?

Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon

Chuck: That's grim

by Sieffy April 5, 2013

show stopping number

a real show stopper. a show stoppin number, c'mon

friend one: damn, that professor hidgens knows how to write a show stopping number.
friend two: yes he does.

by anonymous April 13, 2021

Stop

1. The type of sign millennials ignore driving their cars.
2. The type of sign millennials ignore in bed.

Person 1: Justin B needs to Stop.
Person 2: I love how he got out of jail. He has too many fans to be locked up!
Person 1: Hey Siri, find bridges near me.

by GeekyTrashman February 2, 2017

gask stop

When you stop at a gas station primarily for directions, but get gas as well, even though you don't really need it at the moment

"I was totally lost so I made a gask stop, even though I had half a tank"

by Auður April 30, 2006

stop your shit

a term coined by a certain st.lucian graphics designer. Mean stop bothering me or stop talking.

cercie stop your shit.

by thelucianbatman July 1, 2023