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robert

a b i t c h that is egotistical
robert is a dik
by NoLan SiTh December 12, 2019
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Robert

A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.

I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
There's no need for an example of Robert, I just gave you everything you need to know.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
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ROBERT

One of the most courageous men you could ever meet. A Robert will keep his word, tell you the truth, and won't back down. Her is a stand up guy, has the heart of an angel, and won't back down from what he believes in.

Brown hair, blue eyed, he knows how to capture your heart.

Don't ever defy him tho, guaranteed you'll lose him. He just won't sit around waiting to be punked!
The best friend, lover, and irresistible guy you'll want to meet!
I feel in love with a Robert once, and he kept his promises, every single one.
So if you ever find one, keep him!
Gina:Did you see that guy over there? Robert is his name..
Jenny: Sure did, I hear he's predictably unpredictable.. bet that makes him perfectly imperfect!
Gina: Hmmm.. maybe that's why he's so dreamy..
by REBel Siren November 4, 2020
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Alfie Robert Greenway

A tall lanky man who is funny and good at football and has a fit mum.
Wow alfie robert greenway is so lanky and his mum is a proper milf
by uewhfyuiwfuewb June 24, 2022
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posy roberts

A name of a female usually meaning rude, crazy, annoying and ignorant. Can also be described as not being loyal or trustworthy. Stay clear lads
That posy Roberts is untrustworthy and not loyal is she Jack.
by Official Mr.Fish October 17, 2019
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Logan Roberts

some nerd mfer that has awful music taste and can’t estimate how many feet he is away from something
you listen to kendrick lamar? logan roberts moment
by brettybot July 14, 2022
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