A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river
Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.
by Datboijason November 1, 2021
Get the Lazy Rivermug. Jabar/River (noun)
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)
Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.
He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.
Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.
River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.
Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.
Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)
Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.
He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.
Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.
River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.
Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.
Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
“He’s a Jabar/River—gentle and distant, as if he’s carrying a thousand untouched memories that never happened.”
“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
by Vril June 24, 2025
Get the Jabar/Rivermug. When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020
Get the the river raisin snot rocketmug. she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.
by th9091a August 14, 2009
Get the dirty rivermug. On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
Get the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incidentmug. can't really type, uhh cool ig and well likes indoors not outdoors and you guys need to write for male and not just fucking filled with male = hot and girl = sweet for that name SERIOUSLY COME ON BRUHHH
by tru meaning of RIVER xd February 19, 2021
Get the Rivermug. When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.
by GreekRocket November 23, 2024
Get the Nile Rivermug.