Readhead

Saying redhead for those who cant spell

Or a redhead who reads alot

Damn that redhead reads alot shes a readhead

by The Self Hating Redhead March 26, 2019

Ready to Go (Get Me Out of My Mind)

A song by rock band Panic! at the Disco. It is awesome and I could listen to it all day?

It was used in the Smurfs movie for some reason.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard the song Ready To Go (get me out of my mind).
Guy 2: Yes it is awesome
Guy 1: Woooo

by Dat256Guy March 28, 2019

Readst

(Pronounced Red-st)

1. A combination of the words ready and bust. Most commonly used when it’s time to get on up outta somewhere.

2. When it’s your turn to buy the next round of drinks or shots and you’re seeking confirmation from the recipients that they’re ready to partake.

The term dates back to the early to mid 90’s and was popularized by the Seiders brothers of Springfield, IL.

1. Hey Deuce, u readst (to leave)?... Yep

2. Hey Deuce, u readst (for Jaeger Bomb)?... Yep

by XS 5965 July 28, 2019

Reader's Syndrome

Reader's Syndrome is a condition that a person who is an avid reader usually suffers from. They know many, many words and how to correctly use them but don't always know how to correctly pronounce them as they have never heard the word. They have only ever seen it in print and have had to sound it out to themselves.

She's such a bookworm. I bet she suffers from Reader's Syndrome. Knows a lot of words but sounds incredibly awkward trying to use them in conversations.

by Mecc December 23, 2019

Readtard

BANNER:
There's simply no way to shield

against every weaponized agent.

But l can make

super-immune systems...

by strengthening

the human cellular response.

Banner, l know where you're going.

But manipulating the immune system

is dangerous and stupid.

The President's science advisors

made it absolutely clear.

No human subjects.

EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.

l'm gonna have a baby.

Edith groaning

Edith yelling

Dramatic instrumental music

Tense instrumental music

Baby crying

Soothing female vocals

Baby babbling

BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.

Want the dinosaur? Come on,

let's have a little fight. Come on.

You don't scare me.

Bruce growling

"You are a readtardddddddddd"

by cumpant May 22, 2020

Reading

Look behind you :)

I know you're reading this. The knowing of being watched.

by Joe NOT Biden July 4, 2020

README.md

Typically a file used in GitHub respiratorys to give the user information about it.

My friend read a README.md file to get context of what software hes about to get.

by anuser August 13, 2020