please

Used in a humourous, non-senseical way at the end of a sentance, with no relevance to what you are saying.

'Thats disgusting...please'

'As the end of johns prison sentance dawned, his frans from the depths of methuen organised a welcome home do, to be situated on 'the mound' with disgustingly stale refreshments.......please'

by gradmeister June 17, 2006

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by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Crowd Pleaser

Originally named for the larger sets of fireworks that gave particularly large displays of flash and bang, a crowd pleaser is any weapon, usually a gun or missile, that is above average in its devastation.

Soldier 1: What's that bomber packin, B-53s?

Soldier 2: Nah, B-90 Bettys.

Soldier 3: Ooo, crowd pleasers.

by Mister Boo September 13, 2009

amanda please

someone who lets feeling from the past affect what goes on in the future.

that girl is such an amanda please.

by --------- November 3, 2006

Pessi

An overrated bottler, who scores most of his goals from the penalty spot.

Hey, did you see pessi' new penalty goal against eibar?

by Dave muncher April 30, 2021

BITCH, PLEASE!!!

You're kidding right?

Man1: Man that Chik-Fil-A was good, wish I had another.
Man2: BITCH, PLEASE!!! *tosses another*

by Iamblackyeahdog. December 7, 2009

check please

What you say after you either severely burn someone, indicating the coup de grace, or to indicate to the other party that the conversation is over.

Friend 1: You know how I know you're gay?
Friend 2: Well it cant be the fact that I'm talking to an outstandingly attractive Cuban woman on the phone right now...that would disprove the gayness.
Friend 1: Yeah...but you smiled at me so that makes any other straightness null and void. check please!

by Shakey Jake December 9, 2008