pancake people

Noun. Pejorative. A term for Flat Earth conspiracy theorists, particularly those who attempt to back up their bullshit with pseudo-science (or just plain nonscience ), moronic interet articles and/or braindead celebrities.

Flat Earther - 'When you think about it, if the Earth was a globe, then shouldn't all the water flow to the BOTTOM?? IT'S A GIANT. NASA CONSPIRACY!'

Regular Human - 'Damn, these pancake people are so fucking dumb...'

by Tree/The Source June 17, 2017

Pancake

Flip flop person

Fake

You a 🥞🥞🥞

You not real, you pancake.

You was my homie, now you a pancake

by dawizardofoz March 21, 2017

Pancake

a pancake is what you call someone when you squish them in a hug

*hugs you really tight * you're just like a pancake! <3

by The three gayteers April 8, 2021

Pancakes

a code name for a crush or something like that

Don’t say his name so loud just call him pancakes

by trackspeck August 11, 2024

Pancake

A straight up pussy

That dude a fuckin pancake

by Money215267 August 4, 2023

Extreme Pancake

When a pancake is put into softball form, put into a softball launcher, and launched at your face, when the pancake reaches terminal velocity, and hits the facial structure of a person, it flattens out to its pancake form.

"dude, I wanna eat an extreme pancake!" "Let's go extreme pancake some people!"

by ThatDudeWhoDoesntDude March 4, 2015

Cleveland Pancake

Generally speaking this person works on, claims to work on, or believes he knows a thing or two about wires and electricity. Usually a perverted jackass named Rob.

Man, this Cleveland pancake broke the jet again. Can you believe it?

by 1111hotmomma1111 December 16, 2013