flying condoms

When a male and a female (or another male) (or two females) have sex, in the air. (Airplane) This is a very sensual and erotic movement; only professionals in the sexual act may do this. If not, you may injure your mighty cock or little pussy. Don't use a condom. So be aware of what you're doing, children.

Female: "Oh oh oh, oh YES JAMES!"
James: *grunts as he's thrusting his mighty cock in the little pussy*
Female: "YES YES, UHH, I'M GONNA COME BABY!"
James: *moans* "Oh you're so TIGHT! Oh GOD, I LOVE DOING FLYING CONDOMS!"
Female: "Oh yes yes, god, me too, holy shit, this airplane.. bathroom.. is.. so small though! OH YES FUCK ME."

by Jamseybaby April 25, 2008

Flying Fuck

When a bird is flying at zero ground speed

That flying fuck is going no where

by Flying_fuck_expert#8675309 June 2, 2016

flying dutchmman

When he or she takes their scrotum, stretches it, flips it up against the penis, and exposes the vast display of veins under his or her sac.

Dude that bitch wouldn't give me head.

So what did you do?

I gave her the Flying Dutchmman.

by the_koenigger October 27, 2007

Dragon fly

The boyfriend in the relationship,but only in a perfect couple

origin:unknown

Girl Friend:love my dragon fly hes so cute

by LymeD. March 5, 2009

Fuck and Fly

Something you say after having sex, then leave right after. Like dine and dash.

Sorry i had to fuck and fly last night, honey. I only had an hour for lunch

by Twysted September 26, 2012

fruit fly

A woman who is (unwittingly) attracted to gay men (especially closeted ones).

Cera: I can't believe he's gay! We dated for a month!
Suzy: I'm so sorry honey.
Cera: This is the fourth time this has happened!
Suzy: Well, you have to admit, you're a bit of a fruit fly.

by jehseh December 27, 2009

flying dutchman

The act of having sex with a goose with its head in a dresser drawer, then when you climax, kicking the drawer shut with your feet, making the goose spasm uncontrollably as it dies.

DK-Prof...the original Flying Dutchman.

by Rifleman556 January 19, 2008