A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.
Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!
by Arm4c August 8, 2025
Get the Number 3mug. n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.
v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?
Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!
Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...
Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.
Dre: Bet
Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!
Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...
Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.
Dre: Bet
by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019
Get the Number 3mug. by lobwedge November 14, 2011
Get the number one gassermug. .
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
Get the 《¤》My《¤》Left《¤》Leg《¤》Are《¤》The《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》697《¤》629《¤》627《¤》343《¤《mug. a phrase you tell someone that you’re in love with, possibly you tell them that even when you break up.
Girl: i still love you
Boy: me too
Girl: even if i date others your still my Number 1 forever
Boy: i love you even if you and i date others
Girl: we will end up together
Boy: number 1 forever
Boy: me too
Girl: even if i date others your still my Number 1 forever
Boy: i love you even if you and i date others
Girl: we will end up together
Boy: number 1 forever
by Art.hoe July 31, 2021
Get the Number 1mug. by DS Nutz February 23, 2022
Get the number 3mug. the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot
by superniggaballs November 16, 2023
Get the Number one bullshit guymug.