number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery Has The Number "'319'" For The Most Daring Cuban-Dominican In North America (The United states Of America)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery Has The Number "'319'" For The Most Daring Cuban-Dominican In North America (The United states Of America)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery Has The Number "'319'" For The Most Daring Cuban-Dominican In North America (The United states Of America)<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.

I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.

by student number 9 October 24, 2022

article number

the spying is not cool. the spying needs to stop.

article number

by Krkič July 18, 2022

telephone number

A telephone number is a phone who can ring someone or someone that rang you.

I hung up on the telephone number.

by Debskelly1985 June 17, 2023

Number 1

a phrase you tell someone that you’re in love with, possibly you tell them that even when you break up.

Girl: i still love you
Boy: me too
Girl: even if i date others your still my Number 1 forever
Boy: i love you even if you and i date others
Girl: we will end up together
Boy: number 1 forever

by Art.hoe July 31, 2021

!numbers

when the letter is Z

person A: !numbers
Person B: oh, the letter is z! thanks!

by 6956butnottaken October 3, 2022