by Noah pollock Mayer February 15, 2018
Get the noah mayermug. Noah Decuir (Pronounced Dick Queer) is a funny dude and a good conversationalist who likes guns and is secretly a furry. He enjoys video games and is super fun to hang out with and that one song reminds you of him. He should totally go to valley fair with the coolest person ever soon and let them PAY. He is also a meme lord, second to of course the coolest person ever.
by Ryleigh111 June 6, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Noah is sexy beast who stomps girls heads in he is all powerful and mighty he always gets the girls he rules Port Coquitlam with his powerful and mighty DONG. The only person that the great noah of the ark bows down to is the great Daniel pugsley. Daniel pugsley is the greatest and most powerful being to walk this planet see more on Daniel pugsley page 44 back to noah. Noah is great with the guys and girls noah knows what’s up
Becky: omg is that noah
Jade: yea it is
Becky: I hear noah only bows down to his master the great Daniel pugsley
Jade:Noah is good
Jade: yea it is
Becky: I hear noah only bows down to his master the great Daniel pugsley
Jade:Noah is good
by I da man February 16, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Someone who can be a dirty minded person but can also be funny in many ways, plays games and is good at all of them, a person you can trust to not tell all your secrets, who can make you happy when your felling down, if you meet a noah then you just found someone that you should never let to of.
Person: I need to tell you a secret
Noah: ok I wont tell anyone (actually wont tell anyone)
Person: okay
Noah: ok I wont tell anyone (actually wont tell anyone)
Person: okay
by Urtreegayy May 23, 2020
Get the Noahmug. I'm running out of cage names...
*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah 😐
Lucifer 😧
Noah 😐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah 😐
Lucifer 😧
Noah 😐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊
Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer 😨
God 🙂
Lucifer 😨
God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah 😐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊
Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer 😨
God 🙂
Lucifer 😨
God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah 😐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
Get the Noahmug. Noah Carey is a great person who love to eat and play video games (Minecraft and smash bros ultimate) he has Nintendo switch soon ps4 and loves memes plz love me
by Bruh sound effect 1 November 12, 2019
Get the Noah Careymug. by factman11 October 5, 2021
Get the Noahmug.