50 first dates

A romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry in this movie!

I watched 50 first dates. I watched it 6 more times after that.

Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.
by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008
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Wife dating site

A site on the internet where you can date a married woman.

A great place to go if you want MILF and have penetratette fever.
by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009
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Blind Friend Date

Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.
"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"
by littleninja13 April 22, 2010
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Angry Wallet Date

A date who, when taken to a restaurant, eats everything in sight and sacks you with a bill so huge you need a loan to pay it off

A really expensive date that empties your wallet and leaves it very angry
"So, how'd your date go?"

"Horrible! That chick was an Angry Wallet Date! I'm in debt now!"
by P.k. 7676 April 19, 2010
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First Date Fallacy

The fact that when on a first date, a girl is less likely to sleep with someone she really likes and wants to see again and is more likely to sleep with someone who she never wants to date again. This can due to the belief that all her partner is looking for is sex, and once that is achieved he will move on. This can also be due to a woman having sexual drives but no one she is romantically interested in around, so she goes for an easy, convenient target.
"I held out on having sex with the sexy fireman after he took me on the best date ever because I really liked him and wanted to make sure we'd go out again - but I did sleep with my douche bag neighbor after a couple drinks because I realized I didn't care if we had another date. That's the first date fallacy for you."
by Ruby Solitaire June 22, 2012
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texas speed dating

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.
"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"
by Ingewood March 01, 2016
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