Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).

Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.

by Dandy Don May 9, 2013

Chicken Muffin

Chicken muffin is a word to use at any moment just to be weird, and is also used to break weird silences

Person 1: What did you do today?
Person 2: Chicken muffin

by Chicken muffin girl May 30, 2018

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017

Fuggle-Muffin

An expression of extreme annoyance

*stubs toe*

FUGGLE-MUFFIN!

by William Wordsworth October 22, 2023

cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin

by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018

Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023