mike the spike

The ultimate bro

He's A Mike the Spike!

by Never gonna know September 12, 2017

mike durant

A heterosexual male, with defined biceps and triceps and a bulging chest. Many call him dad due to his beauty and slight pedohpilic look. He is an engineer and God's gift to this Earth.

Oh Mike Durant I wanna bone his biceps

by thesilentlicker211 August 15, 2016

mike hanes

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack

That stupid dude is such a mike hanes

by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018

Mickey Mike

The most finished man of all time.

Mickey mike with another stinker.

by dannuk February 6, 2023

Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism

fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do

by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023

Messy Mike

When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit

My man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after

by SpaceSanctum August 14, 2017

Mike Jones'd

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.

Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd

by Higgy24 December 14, 2017