Mental Pudding

Could be another term for anxiety. Comes in large doses. Usually fills your gut when fear-filled, or you're thinking too much.

His gut filled with Mental Pudding.

by killmeplzicantliveanymore June 10, 2022

Mental Gymnastics

The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.

Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."

by bigmak93 September 12, 2015

mental abuser

the act of one talking absolutely nonsense and lies and turns the blame on other people.

{Dooglas}"I didnt mean to hurt you im sorry" {Wife}"Its okay just dont keep taking videos at night" {Dooglas}"ITS MY FUCKING PHONE, DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT EVER AGAIN" {Wife} "u literally said i could go through your phone your such a mental abuser"

by mental abuser June 26, 2023

mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

drunk mans mentality

basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.

"i was alone, with my drunk mans mentality, and was stuck with an ultimatum to reveal or conceal."

by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016

mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020