A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
by nifer September 10, 2006
Get the milftarded mug.A milfotaur is a female with a child(ren)that is highly fit, displaying a high level of muscularity and hypersexuality. A milfotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a milfotaur will not necessarily fit the expected cultural norms for what a mom should look or act like.
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The town that everyone from Wilton, Mont Vernon, Amherst, Brookline, Lyndeborough, Mason and Greenville come to do ANYTHING.
There are also a large population of hot moms, aka MILFs.
The town that everyone from Wilton, Mont Vernon, Amherst, Brookline, Lyndeborough, Mason and Greenville come to do ANYTHING.
There are also a large population of hot moms, aka MILFs.
by Texikid April 30, 2009
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Get the milfinated mug.A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.
Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.
Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010
Get the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner mug.The home of Clinton Road, which is the home of klansmen. I know, I live here. It has a bunch of weird stuff in it, and yes, most of the girls are whores.
This has also been the recent home of bomb threats, as the school have has seven in 07-08, and so far, only one in 08-09.
And yes, there are a lot of druggies and moron's here that like to have sex at the age of twelve. Not saying any names, but you might wanna clean those bedsheets better.
This has also been the recent home of bomb threats, as the school have has seven in 07-08, and so far, only one in 08-09.
And yes, there are a lot of druggies and moron's here that like to have sex at the age of twelve. Not saying any names, but you might wanna clean those bedsheets better.
by Odd8Out January 24, 2009
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