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milftarded

A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!
by nifer September 10, 2006
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milfotaur

A milfotaur is a female with a child(ren)that is highly fit, displaying a high level of muscularity and hypersexuality. A milfotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a milfotaur will not necessarily fit the expected cultural norms for what a mom should look or act like.
A bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example of a milfotaur.
by danotaur June 17, 2010
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Milfs

Miniaturized Intelligent Life Form(s)
Yo, i was talking in a group of milfs and they are friends with my mom
by Kuro Wolfgang April 9, 2019
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Milftown

A.K.A. Milford, NH

The town that everyone from Wilton, Mont Vernon, Amherst, Brookline, Lyndeborough, Mason and Greenville come to do ANYTHING.

There are also a large population of hot moms, aka MILFs.
"I think I'll get high and go to Milftown today to hang out at the oval."
by Texikid April 30, 2009
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milfinated

A womanwho is a milf
A woman who looks like a milf
That Lady is milfinated
You think shes milfinated?
by Hitty_15 September 2, 2008
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West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.
Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010
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West Milford

The home of Clinton Road, which is the home of klansmen. I know, I live here. It has a bunch of weird stuff in it, and yes, most of the girls are whores.

This has also been the recent home of bomb threats, as the school have has seven in 07-08, and so far, only one in 08-09.

And yes, there are a lot of druggies and moron's here that like to have sex at the age of twelve. Not saying any names, but you might wanna clean those bedsheets better.
Random Guy 1: You 18?
Random Girl 1: No, but after all, this is West Milford.
by Odd8Out January 24, 2009
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