fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.

I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!

by TinaWeina December 28, 2009

kitty bird

cat and bird

hi kitty bird!

by 3v6h5vhw5t March 26, 2021

Silli Kitti

Veri silli... but also hurt... so much

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by Phaepgo January 24, 2021

Mange Kitty

1) condition caused by attempting to remove one's pubic hair using a chemical epilating agent such as Nair, etc. The resulting follicular inflammation and rash of one's nethers resembles that of a dog with scabies.
2) a promiscuous woman not particularly known for her hygiene.

1) I tried to clean up my downstairs for my big date, but I ended up getting serious mange kitty.
2) Dude, I know that girl, you don't wanna fool around with that mange kitty.

by Damagedeposit March 5, 2022

kitty-litter-bag

To hit someone with a bag of scooped kitty litter.

I just kitty-litter-bagged my hand when I was throwing the kitty litter into the garbage.

by the food ho August 11, 2012

buhfuh kitty

to pleasure a kitty in ways never before imginable

"mi dua buhfuh kitty 37 times weekly"

by buhfuh July 29, 2008

California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.

Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022