Keys

A way of saying “that sucks”

Friend: “Aw man i got a 50 on my math quiz”
Friend 2: “Oh that’s keys”

by noonecares8733 March 28, 2022

Because bread tastes better than key

usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.

its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key

by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025

Key

bewear DONT digest‼️‼️❌ not vegan or gluten free❌and contains food poisoning❌gross fucking disgusting

oh Key, ya that mf gave me food poisoning

by msnami August 23, 2022

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 22, 2017

richard keys

Banter

Richard Keys: It was just Banter.

by Sucha Banta January 19, 2017

Keys n Gray

The male right to be sexist and bigoted.

Guy1: That bird is well fit, I'd hang out the back of it.

Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!

by RE2theD December 13, 2012