Helen Keller Dome

When a girl gives really bad dome because she is only focused on finishing and not appreciating the rod.

" dude my Nina is givin hellaa Helen Keller dome SHIT"

by DaBadBitch November 13, 2011

Helen Keller Kush

Marijuana so strong that it renders the smoker deaf and blind, ala Helen Keller.

My productivity suffered greatly after taking a few puffs of the Helen Keller Kush.

by bas_rutten September 18, 2012

FCA Keely

To act above all of your teammates and then let them down in the most selfish way possible. Usually followed by excuse making, finger pointing, and whining. May end with a lame apology, usually by text message but certainly not from the heart.

FCA Keely got thrown out of the game for cursing at the umpire, then had to miss the state playoffs.

by NotAFan November 4, 2012

Regan Kelley

Person- a very fruity person who likes to Regan, Regan always likes to Regan, day and night, 24/7, staring at herself in the mirror casually eating their favorite snack, a bagel. try not to get on her bad side because they will bark back at you, chase you down and rip your head off, Regan is a good person. bring joy to everyone around them, keeping them safe, making them smile with their unique humor, and is a great friend who wants to be they're friend!

Person 1:"I wonder what time is Regan time?"
Person 2: " you mean The Regan Kelley?!"
Person 1: "yes, where is Regan Kelley?"
Regan Kelley " EEEEEE, REGAN TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHH" * shits on the toilet.

by Beanbob44 May 5, 2022

The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".

I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.

by babstrei February 6, 2010

Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

Helen Keller

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

by my white tees July 16, 2008