chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by MsSvelte April 11, 2003

Keepin' 6

An amazing ska/punk band based out of Mississauga, Ontario. Four guys that hate the cops just as much as you do and do as the name says; Keep Six.

I went to go see Keepin' 6 play tonight but the cops showed and ruined all the fun.

by Snapple612 November 23, 2007

Keeping up with the Jolies

Getting pregnant simply to keep up with the times as defined by stars like Angelina Jolie et. al.

"Well, Erica, you should get pregnant too - ya know, just keeping up with the Jolies."

by tea lover August 26, 2008

keeping it 300

Living it large

Michael was keeping it 300 when he launched his helicopter off his yacht.

by Michael Stephen December 28, 2013

trapper keeper

(noun)- an extremely persistent, persuing male or female. A stage 5 clinger.

That guy was really cute, but he's a trapper keeper.

by sarsdz January 28, 2009

Keeping it Real

Being authentic in every way. Real people know boundaries and are not intentionally mean or vulgar because that's not real it's ignorance.

Staying true to what you believe. Not being persuaded by your peers in any arena.

" Johnny used way to much cologne so before he enterd the room, I pulled him to the side and let him know it was over powering. I feel we should be Keeping it Real instead of acting like it's ok!"

by momma nay May 22, 2010

Keepin' it real

A state of being. To Keep it Real is a transcendent quality that speaks to an essential truth devoid of stereotype, generalization and outside influence. To Keep it real is to be honest with others and is inclusive to those who practice it. Keepin' it real is the act of being "true" or "real" in all senses of the word. Not fake.

Danny asks "How you doin'?"

Frank, being true to his word, says "Keepin' it real. How are you doin'?"

Danny says "The same."

by KIR to the max December 27, 2011