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Jesse

Jesse is a person who cares about your feelings and will comfort you when you need it. He is the type of person to act tough around friends but deep down he just wants comfort and love and to feel appreciated. He’s had a rough past and is looking for something to ease the pain, but the truth is- you both have pain the needs to be eased- so it’s okay to help each other out and discover your love for each other but be careful with him. He has feelings too- don’t break him like the people in his past did. Go find your “Jesse” :)
Jesse/// grizzly bear or teddy bear- or both??
by KingOfTheMints June 18, 2022
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Jessing

When you pretend to know what a conversation not involving yourself is about, by smiling and nodding
"Does she know what we're saying?"
"No she's just jessing, look at her"
by mattylacey1160 February 26, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is a big man who loves licking Sofia’s arse on the rare occasion.he often likes to have monster wanks over Sofia’s breasts which is also like amazing. His prime talents are telling people his ma isn’t on the dole and also being hardy
Jesse stop looking at Sofia’s arse
by Oli-mlk fanpage September 1, 2019
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Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024
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Jesse James' Treasure

When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.
"We spent all weekend looking for bigfoot, but all we found was Jesse James' treasure"
by thurbermingus August 17, 2022
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Jess

Oh my Jess!
by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021
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Jess

A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.

After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."

"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."

"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
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