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Jason

Jason has a really big cock and Joseph has a little one. Jason looks perfect and Joseph doesn't. Jason was in the war for 10 years and rescued 100 tigers and ventilated 7 whales mouth to mouth. In addition, Jason is the strongest in the gorilla enclosure with soft fur.
Jason ist cool
by Sabotage112 November 21, 2021
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jason

jason is the best dude in the world. he is so frickin quirky and he got poggers and swaggers.
omg its jason
by t-series1094 November 24, 2021
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Jason

A person who has high IQ and is usually sucessful
Hey look! Its Jason!
by igobyweirdnames May 10, 2022
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jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too
“wah jason so hot
too bad so many girls are chasing him”
by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021
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Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.
Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.
by McDave13 November 23, 2021
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Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.
Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!
by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024
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Jason D

Jason Is the guy that always dates the pretty girls the girls that everyone likes and super buff at that.
by Uusushsndnd February 1, 2019
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