internet profit

The moral gain one receives from trolling a thread or status.

That guy is a douchebag, but he sure brings in some serious internet profit.

by CSRT4U June 11, 2013

internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.

Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.

by babyhuey121794 September 23, 2013

internetocracy

Political or governmental control dictated via internet communication.

If social media influence popular culture, then we must be living in an internetocracy.

by LAlawMedMBA November 22, 2013

Internet Pulp

Cheaply produced Internet content created solely for financial gain. Heavy with SEO terms, the writing is usually salacious, purposely withholding crucial information so as to generate controversy, and causing the subject matter to appear unresolved. Typically, Internet Pulp appears on webpages with an excessive amount of advertising.

I guess there is money to be had as a content creator, if you know how to write Internet Pulp.

by The Homeless Guy September 22, 2014

Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.

I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.

by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014

internet trinity´s

the internet trinity´s are divided into two:
cabopo:is the mixture of:cats,boobs,and porn/or the good side of the internet.
letugo:is the mixture of :lemonparty,tubegirl,goatse/or the really fucked up part of the internet.
this strong internet religion think´s that with you watch all JB songs as a sacrifice,you can destroy letugo and make the internet good again,into other force against the good comes back.

I need to stop the force of letugo so the good internet trinity´s can rise
do you believe in the internet trinity.

by my words are mine November 7, 2015

internet

Evidence that humanity is doomed

I have been browsing on the Internet for long now, my faith in humanity has fallen.
We are doomed

by A person who is just browsing February 4, 2016