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happy shopping

Shoppers who purchase items to celebrate an occasion or personal victory, or the opposite to cheer themselves up. Indeed, money can buy temporary happiness.
Happy Shopping sure can bury a bad day at the office...
by www.theweeklydeals.com July 9, 2018
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Miami shopping cart

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.
by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022
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shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).
I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!
by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018
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butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.
This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.
by videomilitia May 4, 2010
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Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.
At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do
by elcryZ August 28, 2025
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shop cleaner

A person who cleans the rugs of a drug-producing house. Their job is to snort all the cocaine that fell on the ground, so it doesn't fall into the hands of the police.
You see that chick, over there? She looks like a shop cleaner.
by Salvagni December 7, 2017
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French Shopping

When you use you surroundings like a store.

To take things that do not belong to you from roommates, others semi-close to you.
When you stay in a hostel, watch out for French shopping.
by Der Ami July 6, 2018
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