Tiger Woods

A guy who failed to kick out a bunch of hot enough girls that offered sex to him. In other words, a guy who did what most men would do if ever given the chance. If he was white and this was France or Brazil, he'd be admired for being Manly Man No. 1 and the only thing people would be sorry for would be the fact that he got caught and that he offered a damn whiny apology to anybody else than his wife. But since this is the US and he's black and his wife is white, this is somehow so extremely despicable and uppity and nigger-needs-to-know-his-place.
Look there goes Tiger Woods. Since Our Holiness wouldn't even think of screwing those girls when they came up and asked for it, let's throw the first stone.
by TeaRex April 03, 2010
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laying wood

Are you gonna lay some wood on that game tonight? Laying wood
by atgreer August 06, 2015
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Damp Wood

"kahoy" na may boyfriend na at hindi mo na pwedeng basain ng man gravy mo
Ayyyy Shit man "kahoy" sana kaso Damp Wood na eh binasa na ni edgar.....
by erniemanzero and RagdeOnicro January 31, 2008
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Tiger Woods

A golfer who once was great, but now is about as good as Girls Aloud. He is ALWAYS frowning!
Someone get Tiger Woods some prozac. And HURRY!
by Mrs Lampard June 30, 2004
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Deer woods

Deer woods (deer - woodz)

Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..

Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.
"Hey, joe bob. Imma take a trip to the deer woods later on tonight, y'all wanna come too? I got beer money!"
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."
by Amfdorp June 10, 2013
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Wood daver

A mysterious product of unknown origins invented by Strong Sad upon consumption of two heaping spoonfuls of Sanka in his orange juice.
by Smit December 16, 2003
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connor wood

connor wood is a ugly ass shithead who thinks hes cool and he's not he's dating a prep and is lame asf he is very abusive and he harms females his dick is small asf
that connor wood is too ugly tf lmaoooooooo
by Ssp_EXPOSERRRRRRRRRR123 April 22, 2019
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