hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

hobodust

Slang for the drug MXE

Hey are you guys sniffing some of the there hobodust!?

by Acka-A-Azz May 10, 2018

hobo

A homeless person, but also you call your friends hobo's cause they wont get their lazy butt up and they are just like hobo's and ye

Friend 1: Hey can you pass me the remote that's like not even 4 inches away from me

Friend 2: YOU FREAKIN HOBO GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GET IT YOURSELF

by -ex bestfriend September 22, 2018

Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018

Hobo Handwarmer

When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.

"Man it's fucking freezing out here, anybody got a Hobo handwarmer they wouldn't mind sparing?"

by Millrat November 14, 2018

hoboism

resorting to the act of, or engaging in the act of sexual favors for a place to stay.

Feletia is such a lazy whore, her life of hoboism makes it hard for gals to find somewhere to sleep for free.

by mmtreece November 16, 2018

hoboerotic

adj. A vivid thought or dream that contains sexual activity involving scruffy wandering vagrants or under-funded poets.

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You gotta help me doc. I keep having these dreams where I'm in a forest and a ragged guy with a sack on the end of a stick offers to squeegee my windshield.

Don't worry miss, sounds like a simple hoboerotic fantasy. Quite a common thing. Why my mother used to talk about wanting to go for a tramp in the woods.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2019