Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.
"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009
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Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.
"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"
by Dave the Druggist May 02, 2010
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Holy Roman Empire

The Holy roman empire is a peace of shit that make me wanna die every time I see a map of it
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Holy Shitakii Batman

The more polite, reference using version of "Holy Shit." Rather than Holy Shit, it uses Holy Shitakii Batman, Shitakii an asian mushroom, Batman, a widely-popular DC Comics character.
Holy Shitakii Batman, I think I just shat my pants.
by Awkward Strider January 22, 2013
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The Holy Hand Grenade

Peeing, Pooping, Cumming, Sneezing, Coughing, and Puking all at the same time.
Bro why is he running so fast? Hes about to do The Holy Hand Grenade
Charlie you look like shit? "Yeah, I just had to do The Holy Hand Grenade"
by LovelyBritz February 24, 2019
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Holy Child - Rye

the last definition is all fine and dandy if that's how you see the world (no one is up to your standards). Holy child is a grade 5-12 school. Most of the people who come here are from diverse backgrounds. Sometimes you get snauty people who don't know any better, but you also get a good mix of people who give it to you strait. The people here are smart and quick thinking. Although they may be catty at times. They will bucle down when it comes to problem solving. But I must be real, we are a great school but this school has faults, as does other schools. Most people miss the boys and spend about 2-4 years here then go back to coed, this is more of a transition school. People go here for our good curriculum then maybe go to boarding school or some other sort of school. Yea we might have lasbians, computer hackers, sluts, snooty people, impulsive people, preppy people, artsy people, the know it alls, and the too cool for school people, but we all come together and form this unique Holy CHild School. With its imperfections we still kick major ass when it comes to the competition*
Person 1: Holy Child - Rye is full of some WEIRD ASS people
Person 2: Yea but they're still so friggin awesome
by Rennycole May 10, 2006
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holy titty fuck

1.An expression of astonishment to something epically awesome or shocking.

2.The act of thrust your penis between a women's hot, sexy preferably large breasts ,fucking them as if you're fucking her pussy until you ejaculate on her on her chest and/or face.The word holy is added as the women is out of your league.
Horny guy: An average titty fuck is good but nothing can beat a holy titty fuck !
by zingeraddict May 26, 2011
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